Random Bert Strip
"I'm totally ok and you don't have to worry. I have all the uh... cookies I can eat. OH! and the police, you have to, uh, tell them to go home. They don't need to look for me, I am never... coming home again because... uhh I hate you."
A terrified citizen runs out of the shop, not expecting for there to be human flesh for sale on the walls.
